I’ve started using Amazon’s beta Self Optimising Links to bring up relevant products in the banner and sidebar. So far so good. The post about Slayer Day brings up a list of Slayer albums and yesterday’s post about semen making you happy has some very interesting results. Including the simply titled The Semen Book.
Did you know that human sperm is ejaculated at a speed of 17 km/h.? Or that ejaculate is pushed out in 0,8 second intervals? Or that the male orgasm, which usually lasts between 3 and 10 seconds, only in exceptional cases lasts longer than 15 seconds? Or that it is accompanied by an increase in heart frequency to 180 beats per minute, and that breathing can accelerate to 40 breaths per minute? Just about any question about semen, fertility, male sexual potency, and sexual physiology, is answered by Vivien Marx in this lively, informed and entertainingly written book. It is a book for men. It is a book for women. It is a reference book, a textbook, and a good read. If you ever wondered what the purpose of orgasm is, what determines the smell and colour of semen, wondered about delayed ejaculations – retrograde ejaculations, how best to look after testicles, how smoking, alcohol, drugs, stress and lifestyle affect potency and fertility, how environmental influences fertility, (are British men an endangered species?), about semen and disease – the unloved companions of the sperm cells, semen and criminology, the history of semen science, how semen is tested – you will find the answers to these and hundreds of other questions here. Of potential interest to everyone who walks into a bookshop. Meticulously researched and written in an entertaining and informative style. Sure to attract media attention. Timely book for the sexual health market.
I wonder what the Perfect Sex Toy post will bring up?
“I heard that morals in the Air Army were quite lax.”
“Only since we let women in.” Reed stroked the fabric of six’s tailplane. It had been patched up after catching the only flak of the whole mission.
“Did you sleep with your last bombardier?” Jay asked.
“Serena?” The smile said it all. “It is not a requirement of the post.”
“I had promised myself to a boy back home. It was allowed for him to join the infantry and go prossing around the barracks, but as soon as I joined the Air Army he called it off. We are immoral, it would seem.”
Reed laid his arm across Jay’s shoulders and walked with her toward the barracks. “There were women who said they would promise to me. I never heard from them after I transferred here. If no-one out in the world, going about the little lives we shall soon be protecting, is willing to have me then I will take my pleasure on base. If it is offered to me.” They had arrived at Reed’s hut. He gestured inside.
I was never a good Boy Scout. It was still a surprise to find that the puncture repair kit i’ve been carrying for the last few months was empty. Luckily i was still close to home and popped back for a spare inner tube and a full puncture repair kit.
Then it rained on me. What happened to the warmest day of the year so far?